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.gif showcase (mostly courtesy of vlv) [no cut, deal.] [Mar. 6th, 2008|03:39 pm]



A- Chicken

Shots Bro!

Happy Birthday Mr. Greenspan and Mr. Marquez!

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(no subject) [Feb. 29th, 2008|12:14 am]

This is the 61-year-old CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch. Freakshow.
Here is a link to an interview with him
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One more or one before. [Feb. 26th, 2008|10:27 pm]

If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw
reaches all the way across the room. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
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it's snowing in Stasheville. [Feb. 26th, 2008|10:12 pm]
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good.better.best [Feb. 19th, 2008|02:23 pm]
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diss. [Feb. 19th, 2008|02:15 pm]
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2008|03:40 pm]
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2008|10:24 pm]
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2008|11:54 pm]

I don't know what you want.

I asked nicely.

I said, 'hey guys, since my computer crashed over last semester I lost all my photos of our precious collective childhoods, if you want to get my a present, you could send me some photo files.'


I have no mental memory. Everyone knows this. Therefore since I don't have the photos to look back on and remember all the fun we had and what we looked like I will assume we never had an good times and all of you were/are fat, stupid, and ugly.

If you want to change this conception of the past feel free to send me some photos.

I don't mind doing a yousendit or megaupload
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the way I've been thinking about America lately: [Jan. 24th, 2008|05:21 pm]
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Fuck Bunny [Jan. 24th, 2008|12:36 am]
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(no subject) [Dec. 25th, 2007|12:29 pm]
"Humankind is defined by language; but civilization is defined by writing"
-Peter T. Daniels
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3rd annual [Dec. 22nd, 2007|09:52 am]
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All I want for Christmas [Dec. 12th, 2007|10:03 am]
As some of you may know, my laptop recently gave up the ghost. I bought a new computer, but the hard drive from the old one was fried. I was able to save my music, but I have lost all my precious photo of childhood frivolity and indiscretion. I know that many of you have also photo collections from the past, therefore, for Xmas all I am asking of my friends is that they in some way help me rebuild my photo collection. For the most part I don't care about photos from things/parties I didn't attend, but I will take whatever you got. This post is especially to Tarik who has been promising me a photo CD for 60+ years. I know HMac has some great ones too.

.jpg's are preferred but I'll take whatever.
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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2007|10:29 am]
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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2007|11:36 pm]
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Soviet Russia [Nov. 12th, 2007|11:54 pm]

Yes, it was corrupt.
Yes, it killed millions of its own people.
But, damn, it had a sense of aesthetic!

It's the Glorious Bolshevik Revolution

often replicated, never duplicated.
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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2007|09:50 pm]
[music |owls]

with a pin-prick sense of the world around me
faces and places move with the grace of
fists through windows.
the broken melody of people long gone
gone to stand atop the jagged peaks of California's cliffs
gone to fight pirates on the berbery coast
gone to drink and laugh on the boundaries of northern theatres of war

now to recollect the fragments,
the millimeters of space taken up
and laid back down to form the
lines of memory

the coffee shop of 3rd and Elm was burned to the ground, you know
along with the park on malburry in may
and as the smoke rose to heaven
god laughed and called it good.

after all he knew it better than any
there was never any hope for us
when we drank those moments deep
sometimes letting them spill onto the sidewalk
talking of life and living
the walls of those old buildings knew better than we did
they just set back and forget
forget the race riots and first kisses
the drunken nights when everything was right with the world
god just looked down upon us and
wished he could be human
to love and forget
to scream and know no one is listening
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2007|01:45 pm]
Who doesn't want a little vile of vagina smell?
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BRAIN EATING BACTERIA [Oct. 24th, 2007|05:35 pm]

I stopped eating beef about two years ago because I am afraid of my brain melting out through my ears. Everyone says "Oh Brian your so dumb. No one's brains melt." Well perhaps you are right, you can eat beef all your life and your brains will never melt, but by jumping into large bodies of standing water, they might.


The part they don't include in the article details what happens after the bacteria eats your brain. The first symptom is a headache then your brain fills with the bacteria and you come back as a zombie with the only goal of spreading the bacteria. Time to start carrying a zombie-brain-smashing hatchet everywhere I go. I suggest you do too. If your friend complains of a headache, assume the worst, SPLIT THEIR HEAD IN TWAIN!!!!

A zombie fighting hero has no time to second guess himself.

Yes, I said himself. No woman could be a zombie fighting hero. That's fucking dumb.
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